hello this is a link to a page of my face I prefer the battle of stamford bridge to the battle of hastings once I scored 106 points in a single scrabble turn I'm somehow related to John Constable other than that I'm quite dull
I found an unopened packet of blister plasters in my room when I was tidying yesterday and it’s probably the high point of my week because those things are like £5 for a pack of 5.
It’s almost impressive how uneventful my life can be.